英文小笑話故事帶翻譯（精選6個）

　　笑話是指引人發(fā)笑的話或事情，具有篇幅短小，故事情節(jié)簡單而巧妙，往往出人意料，給人突然之間笑神來了的奇妙感覺的特點。下面是小編為大家收集的英文小笑話故事帶翻譯，僅供參考，大家一起來看看吧。

　　英文小笑話故事帶翻譯 1

　　Flowers

　　花

　　A new business was opening and one of the owners friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.

　　有一家公司開幕，老板的`其中一位朋友為了這件太事要送他花。

　　They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,

　　他們到達了新的公司地點，老板讀了卡片的 內(nèi)容：

　　"Rest in Place."

　　“安息吧”。

　　The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.

　　老板非常生氣就打電話給花店抱怨。

　　After he had told the florist of the obvious mitake

　　就在他告訴花店這項明顯的錯誤，

　　and how angry he was ,

　　以及他有多么生氣之后，

　　the florist replied,

　　花廟卻回答說：

　　"Sir,I am really sorry for the mistake,

　　“先生，我真的對于這項錯誤感到十分抱歉，

　　but rather than getting angry,

　　但是與其生氣，

　　you should imagine this :

　　你還不如應(yīng)當想象

　　somewhere there is a funeral taking place today,

　　以下這個情況：今天有一個地方在舉行葬禮，

　　and they have flowers with a note saying,

　　他們收到了花，還附上一張紙條說：

　　‘Congratulations on your new location "

　　‘恭喜新居落成!”’

　　英文小笑話故事帶翻譯 2

　　購物

　　Our supermarket had a sald on boneless chicken breasts,and a woman I know ontended to stock up .

　　我們的超級市，場在廉價拍賣無骨雞胸，我認識的某位女士打算去多買一些。

　　At the store,However,she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portopns of the poultry,

　　然而，到了這家肉店的時候她感到很失望，因為只找到一點點事先就包裝好的雞肉，

　　so she complained to the butcher.

　　所以她就向這位肉店老板抱怨。

　　"dont worry,lady," he said.

　　他說：“小姐，別擔心，

　　"I will pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."

　　我會替你多包幾盤，在你買完東西的時候把它們準備好。”

　　Several aisles later ,my friend heard the butchers voice boom over th public-address system:

　　逛完幾個走道之后，我的朋友聽到肉店老板的`聲音透過公共廣播系統(tǒng)隆隆地說

　　"Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store?"

　　“那位想要大胸部的小姐請到本店后方來見我好嗎?”

　　英文小笑話故事帶翻譯 3

　　Sharing the Apples 分蘋果

　　Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said.

　　So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the large one.

　　Cor! said his sister, If Mum had given them to me Id have given you the large one and had the small one myself.

　　Well, said Harry, thats what youve got, so what are you worrying about?

　　媽媽給了哈里兩個蘋果，一個大一點，另一個小點兒。跟妹妹分著吃。媽媽說。

　　所以，哈里就把小個的給了妹妹，自己開始啃那個大個的。

　　哼，妹妹說，如果媽媽給了我，我會把大的.給你，把小的留給自己的。

　　對呀，哈里說，你拿到的不就是小的嗎?還著什么急呀?

　　英文小笑話故事帶翻譯 4

　　Intelligent son 聰明的兒子

　　One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didnt write the address and addressees name on the envelope.

　　After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter in the mail box?"

　　"Certainly"

　　"You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?"

　　"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."

　　"Then why you didnt take it back?"

　　"I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee, is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!"

　　有一天,父親讓八歲的.兒子去寄一封信,兒子已經(jīng)拿著信跑了,父親才想起信封上沒寫地址和收信人的名字。

　　兒子回來后,父親問他:“你把信丟進郵筒了嗎?” “當然”“你沒看見信封上沒有寫地址和收信人名字嗎?”

　　“我當然看見信封上什么也沒寫”“那你為什么不拿回來呢?”

　　“我還以為你不寫地址和收信人,是為了不想讓我知道你把信寄給誰呢!”

　　英文小笑話故事帶翻譯 5

　　A Materialistic Lawyer唯物主義的律師

　　A lawyer opened the door of his BMW,有一位律師打開他的BMW座車車門，when suddenly a car came along and hit the door,ripping it off completely.

　　當時剛好有一輛車子突然駛來撞上車門，而且把它完全給扯了下來。

　　When the police arrived at the scene,the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage tohis Pcious BMW.

　　當警察到達現(xiàn)場的時候，這名律師正在對他的昂貴BMW座車所受到的損害，痛苦地抱怨不已。他滿腹牢騷的向警察嘀咕說：

　　"Officer,look what theyve done to my BMW",he whined.

　　“警官，你瞧瞧他們對我的BMW所干的好事啦!”

　　"You lawyers are so materialistic,you make me sick!!!"retorted the officer,這名警官卻回嘴說，“你們這些律師實在太唯物主義了，你真讓我覺得惡心!”

　　"Youre so worried about your stuid BMW that you didnt even notice that your left arm wasripped off!!!"

　　“你竟然這么擔心你一的笨BMW車子，卻沒注意到你的左手臂被扯斷了”

　　"Oh my God!" replied the lawyer,finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm oncewas,"Wheres my Rolex?!"

　　這名律師最后注意到流著血的.左肩膀，也就是他的手臂原先所在之處，他回答說：“哦，我的天哪!我的勞動士手表在哪里呀?”

　　英文小笑話故事帶翻譯 6

　　接聽熨斗Answer the Iron

　　A guy walks into his office ,and both of his ears are all bandaged up.

　　有一個人走進他的辦公室，他的兩個耳朵都包扎了繃帶。

　　The boss says,"What happened to your ears?"

　　老板說：“你的`耳朵怎么啦?”

　　He says,"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang!I accidentally answered the iron.

　　他說：“昨天電話響的時候，我正在用熨斗燙襯衫。我竟然無意閭就把熨斗拿來接聽。

　　The boss says,"Well,that expains one ear,but what happened to your other ear?"

　　老板說：“嗯，好吧，那解釋了一個耳朵，可是你的另一個耳朵又是怎么一回事呀?”

　　He says,"Well,jeez,I had to call the doctor!"

　　他說：“嗯，哎呀!我得打電給醫(yī)生嘛!”

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