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¡¡¡¡Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!
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¡¡¡¡A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
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¡¡¡¡His father replied, "I don't know, son, because I'm still paying for it now."
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¡¡¡¡Student A: When do people talk least?
¡¡¡¡Student B: In February.
¡¡¡¡Student A: Why?
¡¡¡¡Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year.
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