非常簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)短笑話(huà)
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非常簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)短笑話(huà)【1】
Leading questions
誘導(dǎo)性的提問(wèn)
Teacher:Billy, What does C-A-T Spell?
老師：比利，C-A-T拼出來(lái)是什么詞?
Billy：Don't know,sir.
比利：不知道，先生。
Teacher:What does your mother keep to catch mice?
老師：你媽媽用什么逮老鼠?
Billy：Atrap,sir.
比利：捕鼠夾，先生。
Teacher: No. What animal is fond of milk?
老師：不對(duì)，不對(duì)。什么動(dòng)物非常喜歡喝牛奶?
Billy：The baby,sir.
比利：嬰兒，先生。
Teacher: You stupid! What was it that scratched your sister's face?
老師：你真笨!是什么東西抓破了你妹妹的臉?
Billy：My nails,sir,
比利：我的指甲，先生。
Teacher: You're putting me out of patiencel Do you see that animal in the yard? then tell me,what does C-A-T spell?
老師：你真叫我生氣!你看院予里是什么動(dòng)物7告訴我，C-A-T
拼出來(lái)是什么字?
Bilty：Kitton，sir.
比利：Kitten(小貓)，先生。
非常簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)短笑話(huà)【2】
The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on Visitor’s Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor George always sat alone in his cell.
So one Visitor’s Day, the warden called George to his office and said, "I notice you’ve never had any visitors, George." Sympathetic, he put his hand on George’s shoulder. "Tell me, don’t you have any friends or family?"
George replied, "Oh, sure I do, Warden. It’s just that they’re all in here!"
典獄長(zhǎng)對(duì)獄中一位囚犯深感同情，因?yàn)槊糠曛苣┑奶皆L(fǎng)日，大多數(shù)囚犯都有家人或朋友來(lái)訪(fǎng)，但是可憐的喬治總是孤伶伶地坐在自己的囚室中。
因此在一個(gè)探訪(fǎng)日，典獄長(zhǎng)把喬治叫到辦公室說(shuō)：“喬治，我注意到從來(lái)沒(méi)有人來(lái)探望過(guò)你。”他滿(mǎn)懷同情地把手放在喬治的肩膀上：“告訴我，你沒(méi)有任何朋友或家人嗎?”
喬治回答：“喔!當(dāng)然有，典獄長(zhǎng)，只不過(guò)他們?nèi)荚谶@里面!”
非常簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)短笑話(huà)【3】
Once a simpleton’s wife told him to buy some ice.
Two hours later, he didn’t come back. She wanted to know why he didn’t come back and went out to have a look. She saw he was standing in the sun at the gate and watching the ice melting.
“What’s the matter?” She asked him. “Why don’t you bring it in?”
“I saw the ice was wet and I was afraid that you would scold me so I’m running it dry.” The simpleton answered.
從前有一個(gè)笨人的妻子讓她的丈夫買(mǎi)幾塊冰。
兩個(gè)小時(shí)后，他還沒(méi)回來(lái)。
她想知道他為什么沒(méi)回來(lái)，就出去看了看，發(fā)現(xiàn)她的丈夫在門(mén)口站著，在太陽(yáng)下曬冰，看著冰融化。
她問(wèn)他：“怎么啦?你為什么不把它拿進(jìn)來(lái)?”
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