超幽默經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
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超幽默經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)(一)
a new employee
新員工
several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.
一個(gè)年輕人在被雇用幾個(gè)星期后，被叫到人事經(jīng)理的`辦公室。
what is the meaning of this? the director asked. when you applied for the job, you told us you had five years' experience. now we discover this is the first job you ever held.
這是什么意思?經(jīng)理問(wèn)，當(dāng)你申請(qǐng)這份工作時(shí)，你告訴我們有五年工作經(jīng)驗(yàn)，現(xiàn)在我們發(fā)現(xiàn)這其實(shí)是你的第一份工作。
well, the young man said, in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination.
嗯，年輕人回答，你們的廣告上說(shuō)需要找一個(gè)有想象力的人嘛。
超幽默經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)(二)
sunset
日落
father: this is the sunset my daughter painted. she studied painting abroad, you know.
父親：這幅《日落》是我女兒畫(huà)的，你知道，她曾在國(guó)外學(xué)過(guò)畫(huà)畫(huà)。
friend: ah, that accounts for it! i never saw a sunset like that in this country.
朋友：啊，怪不得!我在本國(guó)還從來(lái)沒(méi)有見(jiàn)過(guò)這樣的日落。
超幽默經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)(三)
doctor swift and the boy
斯威夫特博士與小廝
a wealthy old lady who lived near dr. swift used to send him presents occasionally by her servant. dr. swift took her presents but never gave the boy anything for his trouble. one day as swift was busy with his writing, the boy rushed into his room, knocked some books out of their place, threw his parcel on the desk and said, my mistress has sent you two of her rabbits.
在斯威夫特博士家附近，有一位富有的老婦人，她時(shí)常打發(fā)仆人給他送禮物。斯威夫特博士接受她的禮物，但從不給小廝任何酬謝。一天，斯威夫特博士正忙著寫(xiě)東西，小廝沖進(jìn)了他的房間，把書(shū)一扒拉，將一個(gè)包裹扔在書(shū)桌上，說(shuō)道：我的女主人送給你兩只兔子。
swift turned round and said, my boy, that is not the way to deliver your parcel(包裹) . now, you sit in my chair, watch my way of doing it and learn your lesson.
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