小學(xué)英語(yǔ)幽默笑話

　　one car come,one car go,two car peng peng ,one car die

　　George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, “can Albert come out to play? ”

　　“ No,” said the mother, “it's too cold. ”

　　“ Well, then, ” said George, “ can his football come out to play ? ”

　　喬冶敲著他朋友家的門(mén)。當(dāng)朋友的媽媽來(lái)應(yīng)門(mén)時(shí)，他問(wèn)：“阿爾伯特可以出來(lái)玩嗎? ”

　　“ 不行， ” 那位媽媽說(shuō)， “ 天氣太冷了。 ”

　　“ 噢，那么， ” 喬冶， “ 他的足球可以出來(lái)玩嗎?

　　Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him?

　　Jack: Certainly.

　　Tom: And why?

　　Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.

　　湯姆：威廉向我借五英鎊。我該不該借給他?

　　杰克：當(dāng)然應(yīng)該了。

　　湯姆：為什么?

　　杰克：否則他就該跟我借了。

　　Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?

　　A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.

　　猴子會(huì)和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能會(huì)直接的想到它們倆是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以長(zhǎng)跳蚤，而跳蚤身上卻不能有猴子。這個(gè)答案很有意思吧?

　　Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?

　　A: By treading on his corn?

　　如果你踩了農(nóng)夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定會(huì)生氣的;而如果你踩了農(nóng)夫腳底的雞眼，他會(huì)更生氣。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“雞眼”的意思。

　　Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?

　　A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.

　　因?yàn)閟nail(蝸牛)的后背上總是背著一所房子，所以說(shuō)蝸牛是世界上最強(qiáng)壯的生物是不足為奇的。你說(shuō)呢?Last week, Mrs Black went to London. She didn’t know London very well, and she lost her way. Suddenly she saw a man near a bus stop. She went up to the man and said, “Excuse me! Can you tell me the way to the hospital, please?” The man smiled. He didn’t know English! He came from Germany. But then he put his hand into his pocket, and took out an English dictionary. He looked up some words. Then he said slowly, “I’m sorry I can’t understand you.”

　　上周，布萊克夫人去了一趟倫敦。她不太熟悉倫敦，結(jié)果她迷路了。突然她在一個(gè)公共汽車(chē)站附近看見(jiàn)一位男子。她急忙向這位男子走去，說(shuō)道：“勞駕您一下!請(qǐng)您告訴我去醫(yī)院的路，好嗎?”這位男子笑了。他聽(tīng)不懂英語(yǔ)。他來(lái)自德國(guó)。但是他將手伸進(jìn)了自己的衣袋里，從里面掏出了一本英語(yǔ)詞典。他查找到了一些單詞。然后他一字一句地說(shuō)：“我很抱歉我聽(tīng)不懂你說(shuō)的話。”

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